July 2012
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To Those Who Took the NC Bar Exam:
Before you do anything crazy, think of this photo:
Jul 27th
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My Skills With the Ladies After the Bar Exam
Jul 26th
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Me After Finishing the Bar
Jul 26th
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48 Hours From Now:
Jul 23rd
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Conversation the Day Before the Bar
Non-bar taking person (aka Happy Person):  You’ll be fine.  Just relax and do what you can. Me:  That’s true.  Plus, if I don’t pass the bar, I can always just rely on my looks, right? Happy Person:  On second thought, maybe you should review a little more because passing this test is essential for you!
Jul 23rd
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Take a Break!
Give your brain a rest!
Jul 23rd
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After the Bar, My Co-Contributor and I Will Do...
Jul 23rd
Dear Board of Bar Examiners: Bring It.
Jul 23rd
TWO. DAYS.
Jul 22nd
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Dear Bar Exam: Can I 'Phone a Friend' or 'Poll the...
Jul 22nd
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Bar Exam Hell Lesson 11: Firefighter's Rule
Public safety officers are prohibited from tort recovery for personal injuries suffered while in the line of duty.  Just sayin’.
Jul 22nd
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Remember, Statutory Rape is Strict Liability
No matter the hints or consent…
Jul 22nd
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My Feelings About the Bar
At first I was like… Then I was like…
Jul 22nd
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When I'm Done Taking the Bar and I Can Forget All...
Jul 22nd
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Reader Submission: Looking at my MBE Percentages...
Jul 22nd
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When People Tell Me To Take Monday Off From...
Jul 21st
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Happy Saturday Night Before the Bar Exam!
Jul 21st
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It's Time to Start Negotiating With a Higher...
Jul 21st
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When Someone Tells Me Not To Worry About the Bar...
Jul 21st
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When I Confuse FRE and State Evidence...
Jul 21st
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Happy Friday Night Before the Bar Exam!
Jul 21st
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The Scariest Things Related to the Bar Exam #4 and...
#5:  My profanity #4:  My road rage It seems as though these two tie closely together, so I grouped them as such.  It’s really quite alarming how upset I get when I’m driving these days.  All I want to do is enjoy my 15 minutes of peace that I get from studying so that I can drive to McDonalds and get my Chicken McNuggets.  But, of course, I get stuck behind the girl who is driving...
Jul 20th
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When I Stumble to Bed After Studying All Night
Jul 20th
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How You Know You are Studying for the Bar Exam ...
1. You know that tan you had earlier this summer? That shit is way gone.  2. Your longest study break is your drive to dinner at your fast food restaurant of choice for that evening.  3. You don’t have to charge your phone for three days on end. It’s not like you’re talking to anyone. 4. If you’re a girl, you can count on one hand the amount of times you have done your...
Jul 20th
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What Happens When The Bar Keeps Playing Tricks On...
Jul 20th
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When I See "TGIF" or "Yay Weekend!!!" Facebook...
Jul 20th
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When I Spend All Week Surrounded By Books,...
Jul 20th
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My Transition From Being a Carefree 3L to a...
Jul 20th
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When I Go Back and Forth About Whether I am...
Jul 20th
When I Ask Someone How Studying for the Bar is...
Jul 19th
To Anyone Who Thinks They Want To Take the Bar...
Jul 19th
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When My Non-law Friends Jokingly Tell Me About...
Jul 19th
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When I Take A Break with My Study Group:
Jul 19th
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The Best Advice I Received from A Lawyer on What...
Thanks, mom!
Jul 19th
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The Bar is in 5 days?!
Jul 19th
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Contract Modification . . . In Good Faith:
Jul 19th
When I Discovered I Had Chocolate on My Face All...
Jul 19th
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Reader Submission- When I Realize I Haven't...
Thank you to a student from Purdue for this submission! We don’t want to call you out by name though, so we’ll leave it at that. 
Jul 19th
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The Scariest Things Related to the Bar Exam #6
#6:  My social awkwardness I really shouldn’t panic when people talk to me, but these days, I’m overcome with an uneasiness whenever someone speaks to me.  Granted, I basically only go to fast food restaurants and grocery stores now, so there’s not a lot of opportunity.  But, rest assured, when someone does speak to me, I make it as awkward as possible thanks to the Bar.  I...
Jul 19th
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Only One Week Until We Will Be Free From Bar Exam...
Jul 18th
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When I'm Watching The Final Kaplan Lecture and I'm...
Jul 18th
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When I Try to Explain To People That I Haven't...
Jul 18th
Dear Bar Exam:
Jul 18th
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Law School/Bar Exam in Retrospect
Jul 18th
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This Counts as Marital Misconduct, Right?
Jul 18th
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Eating Lunch While Knowing I Have A Full Day of...
Jul 18th
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Reader Submission: Equitable Distribution
Keep the submissions coming!  We’ll try to publish a bunch of them, but don’t go thinking you can take our shine!  Just kidding.  We love when others do the work for us! P.S…if you want credit, let us know what name to use.  We don’t want to put you out there if you don’t want us to do so.  I know a couple of y’all have jobs and futures and all those things...
Jul 18th
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The Scariest Things Related to the Bar Exam #7
#7:  Laundry I’m going to be frank.  It’s getting bad, people.  Bad.  We’re running out of laundry, and the Bar is still a week away!  I’m wearing every t-shirt I can find.  It could say “XXXX Middle School Darts Team” or “XXXX Elementary School Coloring Squad”.   Fuck it.  I’m going to wear my random shirts and random pants, and I’m...
Jul 18th
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When I Do So Poorly on a Quiz that Kaplan Tells Me...
Jul 18th
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Studying is Getting Me Nowhere.
Jul 18th